Nelson: Hey, Bart. [after receiving the diamond earrings] Now we finally have something to put in the wall safe! Uh... Maybe later. Maybe it was you Thank you. Bad musician, messed up vet, cripple, fake cripple, religious zealot, and crazy guy. There ain't nothin' wrong with that. "The Simpsons" Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore (TV Episode 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Apu: Attention, American bar devils. Marge: Bart, honey, it's a nice day. [Bart opens the door to see Ralph standing there], Ralph: Hi, Bart. (LAUGHING) Shut up! Oh! The judge said I was the most pathetic person he'd ever seen in court. As long as we live, it's you and me, baby. Boo-yeah! Oh, come on. They ruined Scotland! Add Your Vote Now! You know, Marge and I have an anniversary coming up. I see how it is. Movin' on up. And you're a three-headed devil dog! Just because I have Milhouse back doesn't mean I haven't learned a few things about being a brother. … We're gonna have to do something. Getchell wrote the 1974 film Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore and created the sitcom based on that film, Alice. Okay. Pick up a card. Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore On a school field trip to the Museum of Television and TV Milhouse shows that he has developed a new attitude where he just doesn't care. ... Look, just because Milhouse is gone, doesn't mean you have to pretend to be my friend. Hey, that wasn't me. Bart: You mean, up until now you did care? After a bout … Don't be cruel. AKA: Les Simpson, The Simpsons, Сiмпсони, Al shamshoon, Familja Simpson (WHIMPERS) Just forget everything you know about gravity. Then we're all cool. Framegrabs from the Season 15 episode, Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore.Milhouse moves to Capitol City, where he gets a totally new image. There's no way I can afford to give Marge a nice anniversary present. And more monopoly related antics. (ITCHY & SCRATCHY SHOW THEME PLAYING) Oh! Check it out! Lenny: [singing] They're so hot and glowing! Oh, my God! Granny, I'm gonna shoot me some Vietcong. Bart, this is a Native American burial mound. And even if I did, this is the wrong way to get them. You can confirm the accuracy of the hose. Devil dog! I'd like to hippity-hop on your balance beam. Or should I say "Mrs. Crab Apple?" Of course I don't believe it... (screams). I'm gonna hit you so hard I'll kill your whole family. Mr. Burns: No, no. Fine. Oh, you poor man. Mmm-hmm. Beans don't burn on the grill. Mom says I'm supposed to help you. To a deluxe apartment in the sky. Bart: Well, if it's not easy, don't do it. Lisa: [to Milhouse] Milhouse, I thought your mom took you away forever. Danger, danger. My sister's my best friend! Milhouse Doesnt Live Here Anymore Add a photo to this gallery. Bart: Thank God we've come to our senses and worship a carpenter who lived 2,000 years ago. Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. You can confirm the accuracy of the hose. Milhouse: I'm bored. Let them while away the afternoon spilling their beer on gullets and trousers while drooling over French postcards. We're having a simultaneous pass out! This isn't over! Who? While Homer, Lenny, and Carl are riding on nuclear waste barrels, they are singing a parody of the Rawhide theme song. I'm here to take your pants. (sniffling), Marge: Hmm. Oh, no! Trust me, that is a valuable card. Just give them each a nickel and send them to Moe's. EPIZODA: 12 - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore . Oh, Bart, I'm sure it's hard to lose your best friend. Three, four, five, chance. I said you're no good. Post your Comments or Review Pick up another. You don't know him. Thank you. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. S15E12: Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore. Then why did you wear that tutu to school last week? Or Japanese and Scots! To the east side. Bart: (sadly) Outside? That's not true, Bart. Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore/Gallery. SADRŽAJ. Homer: I don't want to go home. And to remind you of what you've done, I'm gonna keep these earrings and wear them at social occasions. Dolph: Oh, how could I have been so blind? Hey, buddy, that's nice sign work. Read about S15E12 - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore by The Simpsons and see the artwork, lyrics and similar artists. I can't afford a better lunchbox 'cause I'm poor. (GASPS) Pictographs! What is it Milhouse? While dancing, Homer hums "The Streets Of … Well, it's nice you have your best friend back. Maybe she'll be a good influence on him. At this "museum," you won't see a Michelangelo, but you might see Michael Landon and Beverly D'Angelo. Marge: [thinking to herself] Diamonds! Lisa: Fine. watch 01:20. Just plain diamonds! To old man Burns, who's paying us to drink because we're embarrassing. Afraid of the dark and the light. Man: It's the Paul Lynde, Helen Reddy, Hudson Brothers Easter Special, with guest stars Willie Tyler and Lester, and Nadia Comaneci. He's taking all our business. That's why we're bums. That's great! Homer: Coke and Pepsi are the same thing! At this "museum," you won't see a Michelangelo, but you might see Michael Landon and Beverly D'Angelo. Homer: Close but no cigar. Milhouse: Then, let's just say, I don't care what people think of me anymore. The flowers, the earrings, the Bob Seger boxed set, which really only needed to be one disk, but the box was nice! Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. What are you talking about? Hey, he's my best friend. "Bart will defend you when other kids call you a nerd." Oh, yeah, yeah. Paul Lynde: Well, circle gets the square. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) And George Jefferson, wherever you are, we love you and want you to come home. Apu: I have given Manjula many gifts including a bouquet of flowers, diamond earrings, and we're going to see Paris Hilton in Paris. Branford Marsalis' car broke down outside your house? Then he folded the bed back into … Welcome! Ha! Movin' on up. Find trailers, reviews, synopsis, awards and cast information for The Simpsons : Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore (2004) - Matthew Nastuk on AllMovie - Bart bonds with Lisa after Milhouse and his mom… U posjeti muzeju televizora Milhouse se ponaša jako nepristojno, ali uskoro se sazna da je to zbog selidbe u Capitol City. Lisa: (telephone ringing) Hi, Janey. And you're also supposed to pay child support! Milhouse, this isn't you. (SCREAMS) You're panhandling! I still can't believe he gave me diamonds! Homer: I don't want to go home. Yes, okay? Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Milhouse: What do you care, Mrs. Krabappel? Thank you. I don't want them to see Snap, Crackle, and Pop down there. I "borrowed" my uncle's pellet gun. Just do it! Ralph: ...18, 19, 20. Lisa: Bart, I cracked the code of the pictograph. 02/21/04 00:14 (SINGING) ♪ The Simpsons ♪ (TIRES SCREECHING) D'oh! Edit Clip Timeline Auto-GIF. Why are you still doing this? Seymour Skinner: Or maybe he'll corrupt her. Mom says I'm supposed to help you. Yep. Manjula: What did you plan to get your wife, Homer? Click here to start a new topic. The flowers, the earrings, the Bob Seger boxed set, which really only needed to be one disk, but the box was nice! Kirk Van Houten: I got a court order bringing him back. The episode's title references Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore. Bart: Thank God we've come to our senses and worship a carpenter who lived 2,000 years ago. You got your wife the earrings, man. [The scene cuts to the Simpson's family home and inside the living room, Bart inserts a home video tape that labels, "Milhouse & Me" into the VCR player, a young Bart and young Milhouse are seen playing with the toy cars, Bart places a Hot Wheels car down the race track which lands into Homer's mouth, he coughs up four Hot Wheels car toys, Bart and Milhouse both laugh], [Bart starts sobbing quietly until Marge enters the room]. Is that you? Lisa: Oh, Bart, I'm sure it's hard to lose your best friend. This is not a forum for general discussion of the article's subject. We can't jump this ditch. Oh, come on. Lisa: (CHUCKLING) Hey, we shouldn't tell anyone we were here. Shut up! Ooh! Hello, I'm lsabel Sanford, the beloved Weezy from The Jeffersons. (CHUCKLES) Boy, are you in trouble. Hey, Lise, you want to play Cap City Monopoly? Homie, I'd like to know what you've been doing after work. To the east side. Great. Kirk, we are going. You know, number two and number four are an item now? Marge: Oh, my God! (CHUCKLES) it's always a party with that guy. Bum: Oh yeah, yeah. My brother's my best friend! Oh, my God. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. I'll be gentle. Really? Homer: Hmm? Nelson might be poor but I'm sure he has the seven dollars for today's field trip. Please! That's where me and Milhouse played. The judge said I was the most pathetic person he'd ever seen in court. Now I've got new friends. Everyone knows you're the future of this family. Milhouse: Check it out! Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore Script Resources: Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore Script PDF - 2/4/74 FINAL at Script City ($) Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore Transcript at scripts.com; Note: Multiple links are listed since (a) different versions exist and … I think you would do well with crazy guy. What's your mother making? And you're also supposed to pay child support! I'm moving. Janey: I can't believe they're hanging out. Yes. And George Jefferson, wherever you are, we love you and want you to come home. (KIRK SIGHS). I think I'm gonna use this card right now. (GASPS) Pictographs! Now to watch some TV. "Bart will give back the Malibu Stacy head you thought was lost.". Now let me show you that mound. I think I'm going to use this card right now. Milhouse: Then, let's just say, I don't care what people think of me anymore. Well, I'm glad to be back. We're like Howard Carter discovering the Temple of Tutankhamen. One time, I swung all the way around. Gettin' our turn at bat. They could make a fort. I'll fight you with every lunch half-hour I get! You know, I think your sister could use a little help washing the car. "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore" adalah episode kedua belas dari musim kelima belas sitkom animasi Amerika Serikat The Simpsons. Mr. Hobo: There's your husband, aka Mooch-a-lini, Drooly McGee, Corporal Flashback, etcetera, etcetera. Tell me about it. I don't think you understand the mechanics of heterosexual s*x. TV sure has come a long way, huh, Milhouse? But you can't take Milhouse. Bart: Shut up! Well, at least they're not fighting. Ha-ha! I gave my looks a new flava. No one calls me a nerd. Bart: Since he's been back, Milhouse has had three bloody noses and stepped in dog doo. Homer: [thinking to himself while looking in the mirror] Mirror, mirror on the wall... who's the baldest of them all? Seymour Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people. Bart, there's something I gotta tell you. Delaney. Like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. Edna Krabappel: Milhouse? Nelson: Um... That would be me. Homer: You don't have to tell me, I was number 3. You think that rat is a remote. Or should I say "Mrs. Crab Apple?" Grampa: [appears at the door with wet pants] Shut up, it's a serious problem! I have visitation rights. Well, we're movin on up. But, Marge, it was all for you, to buy you all the nice things you deserve. We're gonna have to do something. Home sweet home. There's your husband, aka Mooch-a-lini, Drooly McGee, Corporal Flashback, etcetera, etcetera. I’m sorry if it’s a bit grim. He lives in Russia. This is what sitcoms call a "schmaltzy ending," a sentimental capper to leave the audience feeling good. Hmm. Marge: Listen, Mr. Hobo, you may not have laundry to wash, but I do. Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Edna Krabappel: Please, children. I think you would do well with crazy guy. Um... Now, I know the rest of us are excited about visiting the Museum of Television today. (SIGHS) All right. Also This. It's not my fault. Listen, you have any pointers for a newbie? I'll fight you with every lunch half-hour I get! Three, four, five, chance. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Martin Scorsese’s first Hollywood studio production, Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore is an unexpectedly delicious comedy that we find to be one of the most charming and perceptive movies ever filmed on the topic of human self-searching and independence. Movin' on up (Chorus) Movin' on up. Pranala luar Bagian ini memerlukan pengembangan. Fourth grade are on the school bus on a school trip. I'm trying to do something nice, you dink. Damn Scots! It's too late, Bart. Well, we're movin' on up. Edna Krabappel: Ha! Fine. Look, just because Milhouse is gone, doesn't mean you have to pretend to be my friend. Sign your posts by typing four tildes (~~~~). Shake. Views: 1053. Let them while away the afternoon spilling their beer on gullets and trousers while drooling over French postcards. But here’s an interesting fact. To a deluxe apartment in the sky. Pity custody! It's awesome! That's how I got where I am. "Milhouse who? Chraol an dara heipeasóid déag, "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore", den cúigiú sraith déag The Simpsons ar an 15 Feabhra 2004.Scríobh Julie Chambers agus David Chambers an eipeasóid seo. Homer: [to a bum] Hey, I know you. Oh... You poor man. Then why did you wear that tutu to school last week? Mmm-hmm. Paul Lynde: I'd like to hippity-hop on your balance beam. Please? Just saying it makes my butt feel warm again. I can't afford a better lunchbox 'cause I'm poor. Why don't you play outside? Oh, loveless loners are so lucky. Nelson might be poor but I'm sure he has the seven dollars for today's field trip. "The Simpsons" Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore subtitles. Damn Scots! Well, these charity address labels that came in the mail. Man, you been huffin' from the Bart bag? Your penmanship is clear, yet sad. Edna Krabappel: Children, I'm sorry to say one of your lunches exploded. I knew you'd blow it. We're like Howard Carter discovering the Temple of Tutankhamen. Bad musician, messed up vet, cripple, fake cripple, religious zealot, and crazy guy. Bart: [to Milhouse] Wander away from the group? I brought you the Cap City version of Monopoly. Milhouse: What about all the times I didn't wear a tutu?! And it's not easy. It’s not very funny, but at this point in the series I appreciate the writers attempting a down-to-earth, character-driven story with no random plot twists or gimmicks. Well, then maybe you need to buy me a broach. Thank you. Here. Branford Marsalis' car broke down outside your house? What's wrong? What why? Smithers, the board of directors is coming here today. Like Englishmen and Scots! Bertha Doesn’t Live Here Any More. That's where me and Milhouse played. Hey, Moldilocks. And he's just jamming till Wynton shows up? I want to get a second house, closer to work. Get in the car, Milhouse. I feel a swoon coming on. Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore (2004) Season 15 Episode EABF07- The Simpsons Cartoon Episode Guide. The Time Winter, 1978. Took a whole lotta tryin' Just to get up that hill. I should've known from that panhandling sign, plus that ticket you got for panhandling. Well, I ain't cooking 'em. That Chevron Station has the most romantic bouquets. We never do anything. Well, couldn't you get a fresh start by re-marrying your old husband? Now let me show you that mound. Pick up a card. I'd like to know what you've been doing after work. (RAT SQUEAKS) Oh... You poor soul. But not today. To the east side. As long as we live, it's you and me, baby. (uncovers his eyes) I found you, Bart! (sighs) Bart, I gotta say something. Pick up a card. I'm not done talking to me. A Stagetale by D.D. [opens up the safe, and pulls out a Twinkie] Huh? And he's just jamming till Wynton shows up? He lives in Russia. The Web's Largest Resource for Movie & Play Scripts. I'll roll the dice for you. Let's go switch the heads on the Cosby kids. You know, I think your sister could use a little help washing the car. 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